Tumblr Mouse Cursors
✰ Izaya Orihara
Oh how I love this town
How I adore this town. And all these wonderful, flawed and hilarious beings called Humans. Oh yes, I love them the most !~

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

Omg it’s back on my dash ! It’s been years !:0

tags: #OOC POST

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

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Its funny because it’s true.

tags: #OOC POST
Anonymous sent:

I know you would like to stay young forever, but obviously that's something that's never going to happen. Then, what will you do? Are you afraid of aging?...

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“It’s simple really, I never ever age, which I what I mean by staying Forever Twenty One.”

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Afraid? I’m never such thing..”

tags: #rps
Anonymous sent:

What if u get arrested and they don't let u wear any clothes?

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“Thats a rather dumb question to ask. If you have a right mind you would know that the police wouldnt strip a person till they arrive to the holding cell and not even then.”

tags: #rps

(Source: jaidefinichon)

tags: #OOC POST
Why I use social networks

sodamnrelatable:

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is for asking people what’s for homework

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is there for stalking celebrities

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is for listening to music

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and tumblr is my life .

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(Source: modelcity)

tags: #OOC POST
We’re all going to be such messed up parents.

sodamnrelatable:

Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:

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Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.

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YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.

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Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.

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Music shall be your life. Rock out always!

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And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.

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VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG

OHMYGOD

omg that house

(Source: seeking-out-gallifrey)

tags: #OOC POST

(Source: poisoned-duchess)

rukawagf:

4nu:

i’ll take “things i’ll regret doing after getting some sleep” for $300 alex

beautiful <3

Anonymous sent:

Oh I never mention it would easy, that's why I want to do so... I'll find a way.

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Ahhaha, I’d like to see you try whoever you are.”

tags: #rps
Anonymous sent:

Hey Izaya, what if u saw Shizuo had sex with another man and left u behind?

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“…Hmp, Like I’d care…”

tags: #rps
Anonymous sent:

Izaya, one day, you'll be unaware, and I'll rape you :3...

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“Oh? Rape? How amusing, And how do you know it will be that easy to do so?”

tags: #rps

“Splotches. No exceptions. Everyone.”

(Source: yonkos)

raccoonycoonkun:

foervraengd:

lisassy:

foervraengd submitted:

sorry not sorry

OHM Y GFOD PERFETC

the best thing I’ve ever done

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)