getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

Omg it’s back on my dash ! It’s been years !:0

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought

Its funny because it’s true.

Anonymous sent:

I know you would like to stay young forever, but obviously that's something that's never going to happen. Then, what will you do? Are you afraid of aging?...

“It’s simple really, I never ever age, which I what I mean by staying Forever Twenty One.”

…

“Afraid? I’m never such thing..”

Anonymous sent:

What if u get arrested and they don't let u wear any clothes?

“Thats a rather dumb question to ask. If you have a right mind you would know that the police wouldnt strip a person till they arrive to the holding cell and not even then.”

(Source: jaidefinichon)

sodamnrelatable:

is for asking people what’s for homework

is there for stalking celebrities

is for listening to music

and tumblr is my life .

(Source: modelcity)

sodamnrelatable:

Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:

Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.

YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.

Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.

Music shall be your life. Rock out always!

And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.

VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG

OHMYGOD

omg that house

(Source: seeking-out-gallifrey)

(Source: poisoned-duchess)

rukawagf:

4nu:

i’ll take “things i’ll regret doing after getting some sleep” for $300 alex

beautiful <3

Anonymous sent:

Oh I never mention it would easy, that's why I want to do so... I'll find a way.

“Ahhaha, I’d like to see you try whoever you are.”

Anonymous sent:

Hey Izaya, what if u saw Shizuo had sex with another man and left u behind?

“…Hmp, Like I’d care…”

Anonymous sent:

Izaya, one day, you'll be unaware, and I'll rape you :3...

“Oh? Rape? How amusing, And how do you know it will be that easy to do so?”

“Splotches. No exceptions. Everyone.”

(Source: yonkos)

raccoonycoonkun:

foervraengd:

lisassy:

foervraengd submitted:

sorry not sorry

OHM Y GFOD PERFETC

the best thing I’ve ever done

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)